And It Was So

Delft – We hebben inmiddels heel wat post binnen om ons te feliciteren met de geboorte van onze derde kleindochter Dieuwertje. Post uit binnen- en buitenland. Snail mail en e-mail. Sommigen hadden er een lange brief bij gedaan en sommigen gaven op humoristische wijze advies aan oma & opa. Maar allemaal waren ze heel erg leuk. We kregen ook een felicitatie van Tonnie & Leen uit Australië. Die wil ik graag delen met jullie.

It was the Sixth Day of Genesis and God was in the creating mood. He had just created the mule and told him: "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you will lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered: "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog and told him: "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 30 years."

And the dog responded: “Lord, to live 30 years as a dog is too much. Please, no more than 15 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey and told him: “You are the monkey. You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 40 years."

And the monkey responded: “Lord, to live 40 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 30 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him: “You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded: “Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, his children will become teenagers and he will live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating leftovers after they empty the pantry; then in his old age, he will live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a fool to amuse his grandchildren.

And it was so