What you see travelling
Pizza restaurant slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Billboard on the site of the road:” Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”
In a non-smoking area in a restaurant: “If we see smoking, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a butchers’ window: “Let me meat your needs.”
Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
On the door of a computer shop: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”